I think you should retract this one lest you end up wet…because I’m putting my money on banana…

Alexainie

Dec 14, 2016·1 min read

I think you should retract this one lest you end up wet…because I’m putting my money on banana hammock…

Alexainie

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

Albus Dumbledore: boxers or briefs? I swear to God if the answer is “commando” or “special wizard underwear” I’m going to throw myself into the ocean.

If JK Rowling Doesn’t Address These Gaping Plot Holes In Her Work Immediately I’m OFFICIALLY Done…

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I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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