I think you are going to hit your stride with this presidency. You are a hard hitter who doesn’t pull punches. Humans are highly susceptible to mind control. You watch; you know what is coming next. People don’t like to be confused. They like being wrong even less. So they can feel less crazy, they will start to adapt to Donald Trump and his cronies. And just like that, history book editors will begin rewriting history to make it seem less ugly. News outlets will grow tired of shouldering the whole load and compromise themselves in favor of almighty technology.

But, I know you are going to keep your head screwed on straight and build a Wall of Truth that hasn’t been diluted or dumbed down.

And Trump is gonna muthafucking pay for it.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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