I think we should start an advice column. I’m not even joking. I have ideas…

and of course it would have to be the sort of advice not intended to diagnose, cure, etc…

I always sort of wanted to be Ann Landers. Or Dear Abby.

But with darker humor.

Yeah.

Toss up.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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