More specifically
I need my back scratched in places I can’t reach
So I might be relieved of itches I can’t find
Because unreachable/unfindable /unscratchable itches
are threatening my sanity more than I’m comfortable ignoring
for another second
But I’ve got everything else handled
LIKE A BOSS.
So I guess if anyone knows of a miracle contraption
That would solve my problem,
Then go ahead and
