More specifically

I need my back scratched in places I can’t reach

So I might be relieved of itches I can’t find

Because unreachable/unfindable /unscratchable itches

are threatening my sanity more than I’m comfortable ignoring

for another second

But I’ve got everything else handled

LIKE A BOSS.

So I guess if anyone knows of a miracle contraption

That would solve my problem,

Then go ahead and

Scratch the man.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.