I live in Alaska.

Your significant other is the Kanye West statue on Hollywood Boulevard. Stay with him. He isn’t needy, he’s a good listener, and he’s great to take selfies with.

Quiz: Does Your Significant Other Suck?

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Ellie Guzman

Alexainie

1 min readFeb 27, 2017

I live in Alaska. Is this actually a THING?!?! Are we sure it isn’t ACTUALLY gold-plated REAL(ISH) Kanye?

Well. It will come in handy when we elect him successor to the idiot throne in 2020. It’s like a little piece of Athens, right here in the USA.

Written by Alexainie

4.8K Followers

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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