I live in Alaska. Is this actually a THING?!?! Are we sure it isn’t ACTUALLY gold-plated REAL(ISH) Kanye?

Well. It will come in handy when we elect him successor to the idiot throne in 2020. It’s like a little piece of Athens, right here in the USA.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.