I like my Brussels sprouts shaved, seared in oil with lemon, onion, and bacon, then served lightly dressed with parm and pepper.

Okay. That started as a euphemism but apparently I’m starving to death because it ended up being an actuality.

Plus I suck at euphemisms.

See? Missing another one.

Can’t wait til my pizza gets here.

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