I just can’t figure out for the life of me when I became the old, clueless part of this story.

Oh, yeah. I made a person in my body and she came out already knowing all of the things, and took half of my brain with her. Sigh.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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