I have been trying to figure it out for years. I think it is the great mystery of life.

Some people seem to have everything it takes to be successful and it JUST DOESNT FUCKING TAKE.

FWIW I think you’re fabulous.

But I know, you can’t butter that sentiment and dip it in your morning eggs.

Annnd…now I’m hungry.

Sweet.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.