Apr 1, 2017·1 min read
i hate that bitch.
I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.
4. Make sure to emphasize this particular date by arguing over the lighting so loudly that Lady Behind You With The Cute Guffaw has to shush you with increasing harshness over the course of twenty minutes.
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