I hate Microsoft like I hate the fucking Nazis. I keep thinking, with all the unauthorized updating they force on me, I had better wake up one of these days with a hard drive that doubles as a time machine, and a giant UNDO button that works in real time.

Yes, this is about a man (FUCK YOU, jbrooks!!!).

But also, a corporation. Because corporations are people, too.

So to be clear, no more clicking on the corner 'x’?

??

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.