I give you props. You hung on to your sense of humor for 2 years longer than I held on to mine. Xoxo

I know you’re not broken, just bent. Pulling funny from this sham of a presidency had to be so exhausting.

Seriously. Go take a nap, you earned one.

Like, the prick your finger on a spindle and sleep til your princess awakens you with a kiss variety.


I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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