I feel bad for Melania. Just two days ago, I came upon this set of six commemorative coins on Wish.com. (this is not a joke. not that I didn’t laugh til I peed, before I got my bearings (barings?) and reminded myself how truly sickening this sort of incongruity is. Not gonna lie, though. First I laughed my ass off. I’m a jerk. )

She’s the Rodney Dangerfield of First Ladies. Tsk tsk.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.