I echo Jules’s 'Ha!'

O and my god I think that the Baroness Schraeder was the first woman I ever despised.

And what the heck was up with her hair (THAT HAIR!!!)

Don’t you dare try and tell me she hasn’t had her horns removed. It’s just OBVI.

and what about calling him by his first name (Georg) all the time in that whiny tone?

“Gayawwg, fetch me a mint.”

“Gayawwwg, what do you mean, why did Maria leave right after I spoke privately with her?”

“Sure, Gayawwwg. I LOVVVVVE children. Especially SEVEN of them!

Also, though, I love boarding schools and military enlistment at 17.2 years of age. Just sayin’.”

“Gayawwwg, I’ve gotten you a new whistle for your birthday! Isn’t it just to DIE for?”

Yeah. HATED her.

I hope he DID get your letter. He totally deserved it. His behavior was in large part horrific.

God Damnit, now I want to write him a letter RIGHT NOW!

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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