I don’t understand this. How did they not die laughing? I just died laughing. Life-changing. Haha.

They probably wanted to die laughing but were afraid it wouldn’t be PC. People like that never get people like us--you know--that ability to pull beauty from ashes.

And the ability to poke fun at ourselves. (yes. This is usually because we are deflecting/redirecting/de-escalating something unpleasant but still…)

They only know how to find beauty in beautiful things.

Anyway, dead girl talking.

And I would have you over for dinner ANYTIME. No performance requests allowed.


I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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