I dont understand how anyone has an appetite on a first date anyway. Sitting there, next to basically a total stranger, trying to remember to

• Chew with mouth closed
• Speak with mouth empty
• Keep from dripping something all over my shirt.
• Cover mouth if he says something funny to avoid spraying him with breadcrumbs
• Not look like an idiot trying to make big food into little food to fit it on my fork (julia Roberts, I’m not)
• Not choke
• Not finish my meal looking like I should have worn a hazmat suit (or even a bib, actually)

Seriously I could go on all day long.

Who ARE these super-confident women? Even if I went out with a guy I wasn’t interested in dating (for some bizarre reason), he would still be a person I dont know and therefore don’t want to eat in front of.

Maybe it’s just me. I don’t know. But, just noooo...