I can say “hilarious!” and “outstanding”, but not without having to remind myself that you didn’t actually drown any kittens first.

Thank you. I have been trying to figure out how to comprehend just how absolutely not one fucking bit sorry LCK is.

And WHAT?!?! He didn’t realize jacking off uninvited in front of random unsuspecting and unprepared women was WRONG??!?

Dude. You have two daughters. You tell me what you would do to the guy who just decided today was the day he was gonna pull out his pathetic little pecker and wag it all in THEIR faces. I mean, he didn’t KNOW it was wrong, right?

Yeah, right.

Anyway, in closing:

This needs a “no actual kittens were drowned in the writing of this satire” disclaimer, it’s so good. 👍👍👍😂😂😂