I am soooo with you. I HATE Microsoft. My reasons are different--one is personal, as in relating to a specific person who I thought was my soul mate but who ended up being my worst nightmare. Senior software development manager at the big MS. Jeff, if you’re out there, fuck you.
The other reason is that I’m being forced to work almost exclusively in SQL Server Reporting Services right now and whoever created that fucking soup sandwich of a program should be drawn and quartered.
Yeah. It was a great idea to create software that has absolutely no intuitive connection to ANYTHING ELSE MICROSOFT HAS DEVELOPED.
Also, I especially enjoy the way it’s similar to a television with rabbit ears in that to get it to produce results I’m forced to learn all its little quirks…bang it three times with my left elbow before I pull on the power knob or it won’t turn on, and put foil on the left rabbit ear but not the right…
But only on Tuesdays.
The rest of the week reverse all of that.
Well, for now.
It will be something else tomorrow.
Okay. Bathroom break is over. Back to the land of no logic or consistency.
Fuck off, MS.