I am occasionally a particularly obtuse shade of naive. This is one of those times.
I totally don’t get it and I’m not afraid to admit it in the hopes that you will take pity on me and explain off to the side.
Also I’m having trouble picturing a penis, no matter the degree of flacidity, successfully being used as a balloon animal substitute, so to speak.
BOATS, DID YOU SAY?
Dang. I wouldn’t have been able to resist going, either. ☺