Holy shit, Molly! That’s quite a story you have, as well. And yes, I went back a bazillion more times. Originally this piece was going to be more of a glimpse at my time in the chair, in its entirety…

But I finished this story and thought it should probably be a standalone, rather than the kickoff. Because starting with the grossest story kind of makes the rest anticlimactic and it WASN’T!!

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.