Holy SHIT. I thought this was going to be satire from the title.

I sincerely hope you are pursuing litigation. I’m not a fan of ambulance chasing, but this is a legitimate complaint as well as a potentially widespread danger. No one should fall victim to a house fire because they didn’t happen upon your article.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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