He runs to the store to get milk and returns 5 days later and 10 lbs lighter, with no milk. Your secret cash stash is gone. Again.

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I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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