Haven’t read this all the way through yet but as someone who has experienced both the joy of birthing a child (x2) AND the agony of birthing a kidney stone ( also x2), let me just reassure you the stones were worse. Like, next level worse. So don’t worry about all that comparison nonsense. There IS no comparison. Not in my experience.

Also, no baby at the end to make it worth your while.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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