Hahaha the whole time I’m thinking,

I’ve READ this.

I’m driving but my curiosity is up now and I have to look to see if it was a novel or a short story. I’m thinking King but also maybe Koontz. Ponderponderponder then you give a big reveal.

It was long enough ago that I had forgotten the gender of the protagonist. Creepy stuff, nicely riffed.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.