Haha oh that makes it even funnier. I just knew you had a female SO for some reason; something you said. If you’re reading this, Sean Howard, I accidentally wiped my direct response to you so I’ll make this a twofer:

My best friend, William-But-I-Call-Him-Billy, is gay. Like, really, really gay. Like All cock all the time gay. He LOVVVES it. But just one, for many years now. He’s also been in a monogamous relationship for many years with a man I can only describe as a saint. Because Billy is king of the slobs. He employs no effeminate affectation. No one would look at him and think bear. Or twink. Or gay, really. But he is, in addition to being the best person I know, adequately checking the gay box in life.

I’ve had to derail enough, “why aren’t you and that nice Billy an item?” conversations. You know, during morning (virgin) mimosas. Where we almost never gossip. ☺

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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