Ha! We are being led by a complete fucking loony tune. Ain’t America grand?

Oh, Allan. I love my country and I love you. I do. But I’m terrified. A whole new level of terrification. Terrification. That’s a word, right? A Little Bush Era word…

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.