ha! mememememeeeeee!

I actually stopped the dating apps (and the dating) in 2014 because I just could NOT anymore.

Finally, a couple of weeks ago I took a plunge back into Match.com.

There were SO MANY of the exact same men with the exact same pics as 4 years ago, I just logged right back out and deleted my half-profile and never even blinked.

it wasn’t that they were still there. it was that *i* was still there, and the thought of them seeing my profile pop back up and thinking “yup, still playing the same tired odds, sad" (which Is what I was thinking about them) was too absurdly depressing.

I won’t ever go back.

but this was funny tho

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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