First of all, the point was that she had no reason whatsoever to sit directly next to me in that giant, empty bathroom. And I’m gonna say, ESPECIALLY if she has a condition that predisposes her to explosive bowel eruptions; you’d think SHE of all people would like some space.
Second of all, it was an ANONYMOUS letter to a complete stranger; i never even saw who it was. So it’s highly doubtful (read: pretty much impossible) she’ll ever find this post and link it back to herself.
Third, Imma pray tonight for you to get a goddamned sense of humor. Because, good lord. Now you’ve gone and made me lose mine, too.
Give me a break.