`EVERYTHING IS JUST WIRE HANGERS AND LINDA BLAIR SPEWING PEA SOUP UP IN HERE, Y’ALL

Dexter: I just don’t want to do any damage.

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Rita: You’re a parent. Parents do damage.

I used to love to watch Dexter, for a couple of reasons, none of which were nails-on-a-chalkboard annoying Debra Morgan.

It turns out I was wrong. I feel like we have near misses every, single day.

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This exact look. Yep.
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For those who were like, Helen WHO??
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EVER!!!

I screwed up today.

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High Five, child!

“Mom? It’s time. You have to stop missing who you remembered him to be and realize who he really is. And he really is not worth crying over. “

Meryl Streep is no Bernadette Peters.

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Sorry, Streep. Not this time.

Indeed.

I kind of think we’re going to be okay, after all.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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