Dude is just quietly biding his time. He ain’t no dummy! He’s a bigot, and a sexist, and a racist, and a smarmy, sickening douchecanoe…but he’s no dummy!

In the beginning, I remember just ONCE thinking, “what kind of a dumbass agrees to jump on the Trump ticket? I mean, the guy is evil, sure. But he obviously can’t stand Donald Trump.”

Now I know. No dumbass. Evil genius, maybe…