DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE(S)

“Keep your temper”, said the caterpillar. — Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

“She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME
And she grew so tall,
She ate from a plate called TASTE ME
And down she shrank so small.
And so she changed, while other folks
Never tried nothin’ at all.” — Alice, by Shel Silverstein, Where the Sidewalk Ends

FUCKING HYPER FOCUS

Rabbit Hole Number One: While Reading on Medium

Rabbit Hole Number Two: Looking up Alice and Wonderland shit for “rabbit hole” themed essay about losing myself in a metaphorical Medium-based rabbit hole, wherein I find myself basically reading through Lewis Carroll’s entire acid trip, single quote by single quote, and I’m reminded how truly fucked up Alice’s story is, and I begin to contemplate whether or not I want to keep describing my experiences in terms of rabbit holes so I start doing a little research to find a worthy replacement metaphor, and….

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.