Dear Man Sitting Next To Me,
Stop looking at my legs.
Anastasia Theodura Maybe I have a genetic condition and can’t help the way my legs look. Did you ever think of that? Or MAYBE, I didn’t shave them for your aesthetic pleasure . you know, you’re not exactly a dream come true in the hair department yourownself and your feet stink.
Post Script: Sorry about the lengthy surname. Blame my parents. The ones who gave me patchy leg hair-itis.