Alexainie
1 min readOct 21, 2016

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Dear Man Sitting Next To Me,

Stop looking at my legs.

Sincerely,

Anastasia Theodura Maybe I have a genetic condition and can’t help the way my legs look. Did you ever think of that? Or MAYBE, I didn’t shave them for your aesthetic pleasure . you know, you’re not exactly a dream come true in the hair department yourownself and your feet stink.

Post Script: Sorry about the lengthy surname. Blame my parents. The ones who gave me patchy leg hair-itis.

😂😂😂😂

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Alexainie

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.