Dear 95% of Men I’ve Run Across on Dating Sites

(but none of the ones I’ve actually talked to because I only talk to men who don’t terrify me)

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There exists a degree of profile picture appropriateness somewhere between mug shot and glamour shot.

Find it.

You’re freaking everybody out.

That is all.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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