CONGRATS, DONALD TRUMP, ON BEING THE WORST ROLE MODEL EVER.

You Win. I Know How Important Winning is to You. Seriously. Gold Fucking Star for You.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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