Can you really play strip poker online? Or are you just suggesting we get creative with the long distance sexual outlets?

Bc if there’s a legit online strip poker club floating around cyberspace, I wouldn’t want to be losing my skivvies but you can bet your bippy I’d buy a ticket and pop some popcorn and enjoy the hell out of any kind of unique entertainment experience that didn’t involve Netflix.

Also I made my first batch of Kimchi and fermented giardiniera on Saturday. Looking forward to

a)a gut-busting success story and

b)the day my apartment stops smelling like I rent it out for the football team to stash their farts.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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