Bwahahaha!!! Don’t forget to keep our fearless leader off the premises. You know how he loves cake and pussy. No one else would stand a chance at getting their mouths on those samples.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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