But seriously, reading Sir Idiot’s response to Notre Dame burning (Flying water tankers? REALLY? I honestly don’t understand how he has beat the odds for this long. Surely no one has EVER been consistently assbackwards exactly wrong about everysinglethingever before, right?) and then listening to Buttigieg’s address, in flawless French, almost made me cry.

It was like, “waaaaa! Why can’t we have HIM, instead of this demented lunatic?”

SOOOO not fair.


I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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