Brilliantly written!

How do you DO it? How do you get inside me like that, and decide that the way I perceive something, on a purely personal level, is WRONG?

This is some fucking super power. You should bottle it. Sell it on Etsy. You could drop out of grad school and just live off the profits FORFUCKINGEVER.

Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. I am a changed woman.

Thank God you came along when you did.

I was in danger of continuing to think things and draw my own conclusions. How can I ever repay you?

See, I was under the mistaken impression that a person was free to discuss whateverfuckingtopic in whateverfuckingway he or she desired, and that people were THEN free to interpret that fuckingtopic in whateverfuckingway they chose to.

I’m so ashamed.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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