ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? My whole life, ever since Ina Garten was first on Barefoot Contessa way back in 2002, I have thought Jeffrey was her gay BFF. Swear to God.

Well. This IS news.

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Dying. dying. gasping for air.

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dead.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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