Alexainie
Alexainie

Jan 14, 2017·1 min read

That oh-so-familiar instrumental ditty. Quick montage of thee Ina Garten laughing with Husband Jeffrey/ cutting basil/walking alone on the beach contemplating her mistakes, which are few.

The Sexy Yet Tasteful Yet Erotic Episode of “Barefoot Contessa”
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ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? My whole life, ever since Ina Garten was first on Barefoot Contessa way back in 2002, I have thought Jeffrey was her gay BFF. Swear to God.

Well. This IS news.

Dying. dying. gasping for air.

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dead.

Alexainie

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.