And also, don’t open your heart about anything anyone might not want to see (bad naked again, I guess)…If you’re a woman willing to show your bruises on social media and admit they came from your ex, BAD NAKED. If you adopted a dog with bruises and admit they came from your ex, GOOD NAKED. Also, your ex will be threatened with heinous acts of violence. If you carry the bruises, rest assured that it is you who will be threatened with heinous acts of violence. Because we treat our animals better than we treat our fellow man.
And just to deter any anger at my hatred of animals, I FREAKING LOVE ANIMALS and I detest anyone who hurts them. But I ALSO DETEST ANYONE WHO HURTS PEOPLE.