An Open Letter to all Fair Texas Maidens Celebrating the New “Fetal Heartbeat” Bill Today

4 min readSep 26, 2021

Congratulations, you did it! Abortion is CURED!

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Let me take a moment to salute you.

Your government literally could not have made this happen without you, ladies!


I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.