Also I am STILL waiting for someone…ANYONE…to help me understand why my voting makes any difference. I will, I always do, vote. But for POTUS, I honestly don’t fucking know why.

Can you tell me?

Keep in mind, I live in Alaska; land of 3 EC votes and the dead last time zone.

My entire life? Not ONCE has the media pretended to wait for our polls to even close or our votes to be factored before announcing the president elect.

People still in line, annnnd WE HAVE A WINNER!!

I mean, I guess if the candidates came within 3 votes of one another they might have to wait for us so they could break a tie, but a tie wouldn’t allow for either candidate to possess a wide enough margin to be declared the winner, so never mind.

Seriously we should just all get really, really drunk up here on election day.

And smoke some killer bud.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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