Also don’t forget to tell her to put some more clothes in, because if she thinks she’s leaving the house looking like that, then she is just as deluded as our new president. And she needs to make her bed and take out the garbage once she’s properly attired.

(*mother of a girl, 13+1)

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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