AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!…WITH UPDATE

I HAVEN’T ADJUSTED MY SETTINGS AT ALL SO WHY AM I SUDDENLY GETTING A NOTIFICATION WHENEVER ANYONE I FOLLOW PUBLISHES ANYTHING? AND BY ANYTHING, I MEAN EVERYTHING. COMMENTS, RESPONSES. EVERYTHING. AND YES, I AM YELLING. BECAUSE I LITERALLY HAVE TO, TO HEAR MYSELF OVER THE BARRAGE OF NEVER BEFORE SEEN NOTIFICATIONS

UPDATE: It seems as though a recent update to the mobile app has turned all of the notification settings to “ON”. You can just go in and change them back and this madness will cease.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.