Congratulations, you did it! Abortion is CURED!

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Let me take a moment to salute you.

Your government literally could not have made this happen without you, ladies!

Without you to weigh in, the whole pro-life movement would just be a bunch of dudes bonding at the bar over how they wish God still made girls the way he…

There was another name that time forgot…

Source: The New York Times

Everyone’s Talking about Greta Today

And they should be. What she’s done — what she’s doing — is not a small thing.

It’s courageous.
It’s important.
It’s so much more than most people are doing.

And in a week, or a month, or a year, it won’t matter. …

Because you’re not making any sense whatsoever.

I’ve been following the news as closely as I am currently able without a flare-up of hopelessness, which I’m avoiding because it could trigger a brand new bout of suicidal depression, from which I’m not sure I would emerge intact ever again. However, even from my half-ostrich view over here…

So they don’t make me give back my adulting badge.

  1. Putting lotion on my feet after a shower and walking from the bathroom to the living room without twisting an ankle or having the irresistible urge to rip the skin off the soles of my feet.

(To clarify, I mean without socks. Because my bathroom is bound to have some…

Or, How could De Niro’s blurt be bad when it feels so good?

He Who Must Not Be Named

Back in mid-2016, when the world had yet to completely break me, I left Facebook (mostly-I still shopped there once in awhile), so I could stay intact through what was on the horizon. The last straw for me was watching people I cared about trying to eviscerate each other on…

it’s funny because i can’t fucking believe there are people who think this is a good idea

(Disclaimer: No amendments were amended or repealed during the changing of our minds about things we thought differently about before we realized things needed to change.)

1. Gist of thing that happened:

Crazy person putting poison in medicine bottles and putting them back on the shelf where people bought them and took the pills and died. Widespread panic.

Lesson (circa 1977)

An Entire Life: 7.27.1950–3.3.2017

So. It’s been damned near a year since we lost my dad. Some days, I can’t believe that much time has passed. Other days, I feel like he’s been gone much longer. Dad dying forced me to face my own mortality. I never realized I was so scared of so…

(or at the very least engage in an illicit affair)

Come on, Medium. Step it up.

See how tuned in to my likes Quora is? There’s really no contest.

In case anyone was wondering.

❤, Alexainie

Get’n my hair did and had a minute to send a note.

Hi! First let me say, y’all are doing a great job! However, I have a question regarding my feed. Or maybe it’s a suggestion. Maybe I’m just insane. Or the bleach is messing with my head…but,

Every day, the top of my feed (on Android app) updates throughout the day…


I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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